Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Bar Jokes

{image via edith saylor style}
We all know that everyone is Irish on St. Patrick's day! For the past month my friend Madeline has been posting these jokes on her status leading up to St. Patty's Day. I anticipated them every morning so I thought i'd share some of them with you! Nothing like a good bar joke when your trying to break an awkward silence...although let's be honest nothing is more awkward than rolling around with green teeth. So, my advice to you this holiday is to steer clear of the green beer & stick to these Guinness Cupcakes & Car-bombs! Erin Go Bragh!
Irish knife = broken bottle.
Irish pajamas = passing out in your clothes.
Irish screwdriver = hammer.
Irish Alzheimer's = Forget everything but their grudges.
Irish handcuffs = A beer in each hand.
Irish sunglasses = Two black eyes.
And my personal favorite: 
What's Irish and stays out all night? (...no not Meagan McNabola) 
 Paddy O' Furniture!
Cheers & Happy St. Patty's day to all!

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